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me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot(via grainsfromthehourglass)
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officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how you might make that mistake, but next time i hope you don’t take my actions out of context :^)
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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
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the nails are from when I did them last night with my mom, while watching Once Upon a Time it was such a great episode (but Hook was it really worth punching your past self because you were jealous Emma kissed him, I mean come on he’s your past self)
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The blooming flowers on the sunny day
And then the cloud cover and pounding
Rain -
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And the only way to get the juice is, to suck on the plastic edge that cuts your mouth
(via matues13)
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I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.
(via cookiekappa)
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Reblog if you believe gender fluidity exists
I got into an argument today after school between some people who were completely for transgender folk and support homosexuality to a full extent, but were completely throwing aside gender fluid people, and claiming they cannot exist.
I want to prove them wrong.(via kyarou)